Funny Rhetorical Questions...

Just got an e-mail of some funny rhetorical questions that I thought I'd pass along:

• If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
  
  
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  
  
• What's another word for Thesaurus?
  
  
• Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?
  
  
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  
  
• Why are there locks on the doors to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?
  
  
• Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
  
  
• Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive? And why do bars have parking lots?
  
  
• Why does TEFLON stick to the frying pan, since nothing ever sticks to TEFLON?
  
  
• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
  
  
• Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
  
  
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?
  
  
• Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
  
  
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  
  
• If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
  
  
• Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
  
  
• Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
  
  
• If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
  
  
• Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
  
  
• Does a fish get cramps after eating?
  
  
• Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn't it be called a near hit ?
  
  
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  
  
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
  
  
• Why isn't palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
  
  
• If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
  
  
• Why does sour cream have a 'best if used-by' date? Does it turn sweet?
  
  
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  
  
• Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
  
  
• Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  
  
• If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
  
  
• Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
  
  
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
  
  
• Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

Now all I need are some rhetorical answers...