Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Funny Rhetorical Questions...

Just got an e-mail of some funny rhetorical questions that I thought I'd pass along:

  • If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

  • What's another word for Thesaurus?

  • Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

  • Why are there locks on the doors to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?

  • Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

  • Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive? And why do bars have parking lots?

  • Why does TEFLON stick to the frying pan, since nothing ever sticks to TEFLON?

  • Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

  • Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats, instead of parachutes?

  • Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

  • If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

  • Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

  • Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic ?

  • If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

  • Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?

  • Does a fish get cramps after eating?

  • Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss ? Shouldn't it be called a near hit ?

  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

  • Why isn't palindrome spelled the same way backwards?

  • If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?

  • Why does sour cream have a 'best if used-by' date? Does it turn sweet?

  • How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

  • Why is it called TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?

  • Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

  • If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

  • Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

  • Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

Now all I need are some rhetorical answers...

1 comment:

alkatraz said...

regarding the hot dogs...I guess the person who grills will be munching to check if they are done (lol)